I am going to claw Jeremy Carver’s face off. And then I am going to fry it and serve it to anyone who participated in this shitfest.
do i look like a girl to you
Don’t spoil your appetite. Hannibal is only a few hours away!
i call this one “maximum support”
i just wanted you guys to know i had this ability
i still am having trouble breathing from how tight that thing was and it was a 38 blehh
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i’m very tired and i think i huffed too much nail polish fumes
3 hours of sleep last night
i was tempted to place this photo next to the one from 2011 but i’m not that much of a masochist
i don’t still look like a twink though, right?
oh my god
i found photos from august 2011
how do i delete my past self from existence
(i’m not sure why we’re posting pictures of ourselves as kids but *jumps on the bandwagon*)
here i am as a baby walking along the wall on a cliff in utah
i wonder why i’m terrified of heights
this is basically what i look like the entire time i’m watching game of thrones
hopefully this works?
i sound so gross in this and i forgot the words i was saying and i am so sorry this is the worst falsetto and it’s not even a funny video i’m sorry
my foot hurts more than it should and my finger doesn’t feel great either also i’m tired but at least i have york patty eggs
i also just realized that if you go back and look at my last two pictures i am literally wearing the same shirt